Obviously there’s underlying problems in your past
That make you think that it’s OK to steal something of ours
In truth I think that only desperation drives you there
You just need some guidance and some tender, loving care
None of us are born to want to cheat our way through life
It’s clear to me your past is littered wildly with strife
You’re probably from a broken home and struggled through your youth
But all that I can offer is this few lines of truth
Well I hope that you fall from something very, very high
Do us all a favour and just test if you can fly
I hope that Stevie Wonder fixed the brakes within your car
Oh, and where the f**k is my guitar?
I guess that you’ve got bills to pay and children who need clothes
And no one ever really knows the direction life will go
You may be up against it and just never found your voice
Well guess what? So is everyone and you made your f**king choice
And so, I hope something heavy falls directly on your face
I pray that one day you’ll confuse your aftershave with mace
I don’t give a damn about your past or who you are
Oh, and where the f**k is my guitar?
Life is hard, we all know it, but we try to struggle through
And helping those around us makes that easier to do
But there are scum, like you, taking what you don’t deserve
Well there’s a plane leaving for hell and your seat’s just been reserved
I hope that every day you get your balls caught in your flies
I hope that Tyson Fury wants to test you out for size
You may have broken in but you will never break our hearts
Oh, and where the f**k is my guitar?
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